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Ethan

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I am a highly intelligent, respectful gentleman and discreet, professional sperm donor. As I describe below, I have been blessed with excellent genes and am looking to share them. I’m currently doing NI & PI.

Je parle français, aussi/I speak french, too.

Please have a decent bio. If you state your first child was “convinced by an artificial insinuation” I will think less — specifically that you’re a fake account!

I will provide my services for free and give you full rights to the baby as I’m not looking to co-parent. I’m Caucasian, of European Christian and Ashkenazi Jewish descent (Latvian, Viking, Ukrainian, & Romanian). Please forgive the long profile: I simply feel you deserve all the information for such an important decision. My profile and identity are verified on this app, and you will see the green check mark on my pictures if you verify your profile as well. I was always a good kid, never in trouble, and as an adult I’m good with kids and have worked with them, both young children and adolescents/teens.

I am 6 feet tall, 190 pounds, with brown hair (it was blonde as a young child) and hazel-green eyes, one of the rarest colour combinations, but depending on the lighting they can also appear copper or amber. I’ve been told my eyes are piercing, even hypnotic. Size 12 feet, with broad shoulders. In the summer, my skin has a golden/bronze complexion. I’ve been told by many friends and partners that I’m “hilarious” and have even done standup comedy. I am well groomed, and have no bald spot or receding hairline. I have zero criminal record and will be happy to provide documents for this. Blood type O (Rh). My mother and grandmother both have crystal blue eyes.

Naturally you must be looking for the best of the best. I have a reputation in my city of being a genius. Though I don’t love that term, my teachers and professors insisted on it. Learning just comes naturally to me. I was skipped ahead a grade in school, am a member of MENSA, and have an ultra high IQ (top 0.1%), I have won many academic awards, and am a decorated athlete with trophies and medals in premier soccer, track and field, and badminton. I’ve also included a picture from my teens when I was a champion artistic gymnast, and could do thirty chin ups and walk on my hands for a very long time. I’m an “autodidact polymath” and my talents include being a classical pianist and composer, as well as an mathematician. Math was my favourite subject growing up and in high school I got 100% on all my math exams, then won the class prize in advanced calculus in university. I have always maintained a 4.0 Grade Point Average. I am a Scorpio and was born on a Taurus full moon just after Hallowe’en. I’m a genuinely nice and gentle guy.

My father was a champion sprinter, professional, and a professor. My mother was the valedictorian and held many prestigious jobs. I have worked with kids ever since my adolescence, as a babysitter, camp counsellor, soccer coach, and school music teacher, and all the kids in these settings have absolutely loved me. They would say to their other teachers that I was “a rockstar”, and I would let them have fun by announcing it was “Opposite Day” and swinging them Superman style in circles on outdoor days. I love animals, too, especially cats, and I regularly dog sit. I was always a straight A student and graduated at the top of my class from my elite university’s Psychology Program with a Bachelor of Science and a Bachelor of Arts degree after being awarded a full scholarship. I take extremely good care of myself: I do not smoke, don’t drink, and do not partake in recreational drugs (but I don’t judge, either). I’m Drug and Disease Free and confirmed this by testing in January 2023, and really don’t have any vices.

I’ve done some modelling for male fashion wear. I took 2 years in my late youth to travel the Western hemisphere, studying to become a mystic, though I gave that up and am now a scientist with a spiritual side. I just completed a 5 year contract as a medical researcher, and own a business as an inventor and writer-philosopher. I pursue virtue ruthlessly and have a strong moral compass.

To make my sperm and libido as strong, healthy, and high quality as possible I take in a diet filled with medically approved sperm enhancing foods, male aphrodisiacs, and vitamin supplements, including vitamin E, horny goat weed, maca, and fenugreek. I come from a big family of successful people, and strong sex drive runs in my genes: there were over 100 of us at the recent family reunion. My grandmother lived to be 97. I’m circumcised, well endowed (thick & long), and have virile, potent sperm. I am ready, willing, and able to donate many multiple times per cycle as needed, and for multiple children/siblings for you over the years as you wish. I will work with you until you conceive. I am willing to legally sign over all parental rights to you and can be discreet and anonymous. I’m not looking to have any involvement as a parent but would be open to receiving milestone photos if you’re comfortable with that.

The main things I would look for in a mom-to-be would be financial security, a network of supports, and love. I have no preference for ethnic background, for diversity is the main key to a healthy gene pool.

I’m glad I was born: I’m deeply happy inside and feel my offspring would be, too. I’m straight, but LGBTQ+ inclusive. I’ve never had an STI.

Finally, I will never charge you for a donation itself. I don’t think it’s right, and here in Canada it’s not even legal. I would rather you put that money towards the care of your newborn child. My first picture is the most recent, taken May 2022.

Please feel free to ask me anything throughout your search process, and GOOD LUCK!! Baby dust to you all!